Tell Me This Is A Joke.

BRIDAL UGGS????

WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE WEAR UGGS TO GET MARRIED!

I hope you sense my urgency in reporting this devastating news.

I don’t want my feet to be cozy at my wedding, I want them to be blistered from how FIERCE my shoes are!

EW.

50 Responses to “Tell Me This Is A Joke.”

  1. Jennifer says:

    love that this is filed under “fugly.” Hilarious

  2. those are the most hideous things I have ever laid eyes on! *I would like to disclose that I own several pairs and still think they are ugly.

  3. Saw these yesterday… laughed/threw up at the same time.

  4. Andrea says:

    Hmmmm maybe for an outdoor Aspen wedding? And ferocious shoes for the ‘ception.

  5. Cheryl says:

    Huh…wow…trends are funny.

  6. CC says:

    Not to be bitchy, but this concept sounds like it was cooked up by a heterosexual male. With a business degree. (“Women love Uggs! Women love weddings! We should combine the two, and charge extra!”)

  7. Chelsea says:

    I have one thing to say about this….

    bahahah

    :)

  8. natalie says:

    I would love to meet the person who orders the bridal fuzzy flip flop for her wedding. there aren’t even words to describe how horrific they are…

  9. Arielle says:

    If you’re going to get married in “Bridal Uggs” you might as well get married in Pajama Jeans. Or a Snuggie. Ick.

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  10. Tracy says:

    Yikes!! 100% agreed. I generally think Uggs, particularly those horrendous boots, should be taken out behind the shed. Alas, I might wear the fuzzy flops while getting ready…you know, in private.

  11. Tricia says:

    All I can say is ugh!!

  12. eddielicious says:

    We’ll i’m gonna wear em, then change into my bridal crocs for the reception.

    (JK)

  13. shuzluva says:

    I just snorted coffee all over my keyboard. I have one pair of Uggs. My husband refers to them as attraction killers. And yes, wedding shoes = fierce!

  14. Barf! Come by and see our post on an old restored country estate in N.C.
    If my daughter got married in uggs, I might not go.
    Best,
    Liz

  15. This is most definitely NOT okay.

  16. Susan says:

    The only person who should wear these are 6 year old girls…. And not to a wedding. My daughter would love them.

  17. Hillary says:

    Why are so many people concerned with comfort at these milestone events? No one notices comfort from across a crowded room. No one appreciates comfort in professional wedding photos 25 years later! I am getting married in August – I will have on a minimum of two pairs of Spanx, Liz Lemon style.

  18. Sara says:

    My six-year old and her girlfriends would die for these !!!!

  19. Squeak says:

    Eeeeeuuuuuwwwww!

  20. Debra says:

    The only thing these should be worn with is a velour tracksuit with juicy written on your ass. So ghetto!!!

  21. Marci says:

    Erin,

    New rule. If any of us attend a wedding where the bride is seen wearing these, we are all sworn to take back our wedding gift. And probably end the friendship.

    I’m not sure what’s funnier…the post or the comments. I’m dying of laughter right now.

    Marci

    P.s. how long until they are marketed for the bridal party?!?

  22. Annie says:

    Those are atrocious.

  23. blanca says:

    totally dislike!!

  24. Heidi says:

    I’m Australian, and we hate Ugg Australia. Firstly, they’re not an Australian company. Secondly, they trademarked the name “Ugg” which in Australia is attached to any sheepskin boot and actually is a shortening for “Ugly”, and have then sued any Australian brand using the word Ugg to describe their boot. It’s like trademarking the word Burger and then making all other people that produce Burgers find another word to describe their product. Thirdly, in Australia, all Uggs are for strictly at home wear, like slippers. You won’t find anyone wearing them in public, except the white trash (called “Bogans” in Australia). The fact that Ugg Australia have come up with those hideous boots is pretty much what I’d expect.

  25. Samantha says:

    I feel like Ugg Australia is realizing that they have a dying product and so they’re grasping at ANYTHING that might sell.

    One more thing while I’m here: Heidi, you’re right. Uggs are so bogan. My Kiwi husband thinks it’s hilarious that Americans wear Ugg as street shoes. He cannot understand this and I don’t even try to defend Americans here!

  26. judy h. says:

    whatever? Just make sure the whole dang bridal party wears them too!

  27. Feels a bit desperate from Uggs…? But ok, for the honeymoon maybe…

  28. On behalf of all well dressed Australian’s who know that Ugg Boots are an in the house only slipper I apologise!!! Anyone who wears Uggs out of the house in Australia are commonly known as Bogans, similar to the Chav’s of the UK. Again I am really sorry! :D

  29. ering says:

    ick! how depressing.

  30. Amanda says:

    O.M.G.

  31. Franki Parde says:

    ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! franki

  32. Elliott says:

    I feel the same about Bridal Toms. But let’s face it, as bad as Bridal Uggs are… sparkle Bridal Crocs would be hella worse.

  33. TRACY says:

    I hate and would never buy Uggs, but as a Colorado girl I get it for someone who has a winter wedding and wants to take photos in the snow. These are way better than most snowy options!

  34. lorrie says:

    Can Crocs be far behind?

  35. Very old people get married too. Or for young extremes who would like to have an elegant North Pole wedding . . .lol

  36. Deb says:

    LOL…Lorrie I hope not. If some brides get married in flip flops I’m not surprised that Uggs weren’t far behind. Let’s hope they don’t decide to make wedding dresses too.

  37. Deb says:

    OMG…Lorrie I hope not….lol. If some brides get married in flip flops I’m not surprised that Uggs weren’t far behind. Let’s hope they don’t decide to start making wedding dresses too.

  38. Shan says:

    Sadly enough, we attended a wedding this past winter where the bride wore custom made Uggs with her short strapless bridal gown. NOT a pleasant site on such a pretty bride.

  39. mj says:

    I’m pretty sure these uggs are meant for lounging and getting ready before the wedding.

  40. Melissa says:

    Why do “those people” wear a winter boot (Ugg) with shorts, skirts and sweats in the summer? I always imagine how hot, sweaty and stinky their feet must be when I see this. And why do “those same people” wear a summer shoe (Crocs) with socks in the winter? They do realize they’re full of holes, don’t they?

  41. wow. horribly ugly. UGG = FUGG

  42. ana antunes says:

    icky! I couldn’t even wear those to the grocery store!! My usband would not marry me if I would show up in those! Seriously!

  43. Jessica says:

    Could not agree more! Uggs are NOT meant for weddings, or to be worn in public. Seriously the most over-priced, ugliest shoe I’ve ever seen, and it’s even worse in bridal. {except crocs, bridal crocs might be worse}

  44. kelsey says:

    uggs themselves weren’t enough? of course not. tack on some cheap rhinestones and rainbow sheen sequins. so much better. woof.

  45. Elizabeth says:

    This is horrendous!

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  47. Jamie says:

    I love your honesty and couldn’t agree more once again!