While at first I was simply horrified by Million Dollar Decorators, each week I am enjoying it more and more. And the people that irked me the most (Mary and Ross) and currently my favorites! Such is the story of my hypocritical life. So I was thinking, it is the PERFECT show to create a good ol’ fashioned drinking game around! So here we go, break out the pinot grigio and let’s try this next week, shall we?
You must take a drink when….
-Martyn name drops or says the word “delicious”.
- Kathryn mentions her boobs -two sips if she mentions their size (the DOUBLE D’s people!)
- Mary ignores her client’s budgets completely.
-Nathan comes on screen for 2.5 seconds and is adorable and then DISAPPEARS FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW.
-Ross puts his hands through his hair.
-Deondra/Diondra Demetra/ Dimitra come on the screen (two sips if you cannot correctly identify if it’s #1 or #2).
-Jeffrey acts in such a way (extreme mini sink, $8k bathtub in a gym locker room) that makes you wonder how he got this big.
-Jacqueline appears on screen.
-Martyn sucks in his cheeks.
Wait, if we do this we’ll all be completely plastered halfway through the show! Ehhhhh, c’est la vie!