

Dear Rob Pattinson’s Stylist,
How could you put the man of the hour (my hour, at least) in a MAROON SUIT for his premiere? A maroon suit? Seriously? He looks like Ron Burgundy. A very hot version of Ron Burgundy, but still….COME ON! I could style the hellfire outta that man….ahem….
xo,
ETG
P.S. Hey Rob’s peeps, if you are listening- I am available for hire and do travel. :)
































Ugh. One of my least favorite colors – ever. Combined with gray, it creates the color guard of my alma mater’s (Univ. of Texas) home-state rival (barf).
Perhaps he’s so tired of being ogled, he asked his stylists to create a look for him that might have the effect of insect repellent?
I wonder where the hell that thing is from. I agree- worst color ever.
hahaha Rob Burgundy, that was hilarious! On a serious note, I totally agree with you, Erin! this color is very weird + his shirt is grey! hello! grey & maroon?! crazy! have a nice weekend!
oh damn!! this morning when you posted it on Twitter I didnt see the color! Yikes poor Robert!!
Looks like it was stolen from a middle aged lady with a solo in the church choir. A tragic waste of a beautiful man!
i actually really like it! i’m not big on the shoes though…should have paired the outfit with some sort of light grey, textured leather shoes.
It’s pretty awfully humorous!
The strange part is he seems to really be enjoying the hideous suit! Whatever makes you happy man!
as always… completely agree… sometimes the attemp to stand out is just too much!
erin, my sister is opening a small salon here in the mid-west (small just 4 chairs and an esthetics room for her massages, and micros, facials etc. )
any advice on the design front when confronting a small work zone?
And the cut of the pants looks like sloppy pajamas.
I have to say, he could wear a suit made of out garbage bags and I would love it!
Haha totally Ron Burgundy, or drum player for the band in “That Thing You Do”
Seriously Erin he needs to take you up on that offer. I could shine his shoes?
Great weekend to you!
really? i am no twilight fan by any means but i think he’s kind of working it… excellent cut, unexpected color… why not?
eek…that’ very very bad!
Maybe they’re trying to go for a something evocative of blood? But really, who cares? I’m with MC.
I still would NOT kick him out of bed for wearing that suit! Just sayin’…. :)
Oh dear! That is too funny! He’s still a gorgeous lookin’ kid though!
thank god i’m not the only one who thinks that colour looks awful on him
it’s a super 80′s color combo..bordeaux and silver..that and the skinny tie..i would say they were going for a whole 80′s vibe without a doubt. isn’t this a huge trend? i believe for the young set..ugly is tres cool, and ultra ironic.
while i hate that color i am not at all bothered by him in it. not the least bit. he could wear a dog turd suit and i don’t think i would even notice.
Haha, this post made me giggle.
Not to the best look for him, although he is such a cutie pie.
my gosh, that looks hideous on him! i mean, that color?????????? lol
The drapey pants bother me more than the color.
Come on now, he has the last word on his looks and believe me he thinks he looks great….Actually, I am older, but I do not understand the preoccupation with this pale, ( i stood in front of the mirror for an hour to fix my hair) man…..Edward Norton, Sean Penn, DeNiro, Denzel…….they would NOT be caught in a burgundy suit.
You made me laugh outloud! I hope you get your new style gig.
I thought the EXACT same thing when I saw that. It’s so true that the right clothes really can make or break a person’s image…he’s mad sexy but that suit kills it!