When Stylists Do Bad Things.

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Dear Rob Pattinson’s Stylist,

How could you put the man of the hour (my hour, at least) in a MAROON SUIT for his premiere? A maroon suit? Seriously? He looks like Ron Burgundy. A very hot version of Ron Burgundy, but still….COME ON! I could style the hellfire outta that man….ahem….

xo,

ETG

P.S. Hey Rob’s peeps, if you are listening- I am available for hire and do travel. :)

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28 Responses to “When Stylists Do Bad Things.”

  1. Ugh. One of my least favorite colors – ever. Combined with gray, it creates the color guard of my alma mater’s (Univ. of Texas) home-state rival (barf).
    Perhaps he’s so tired of being ogled, he asked his stylists to create a look for him that might have the effect of insect repellent?

  2. Erin Gates says:

    I wonder where the hell that thing is from. I agree- worst color ever.

  3. hahaha Rob Burgundy, that was hilarious! On a serious note, I totally agree with you, Erin! this color is very weird + his shirt is grey! hello! grey & maroon?! crazy! have a nice weekend!

  4. Helena says:

    oh damn!! this morning when you posted it on Twitter I didnt see the color! Yikes poor Robert!!

  5. Charity says:

    Looks like it was stolen from a middle aged lady with a solo in the church choir. A tragic waste of a beautiful man!

  6. cindy says:

    i actually really like it! i’m not big on the shoes though…should have paired the outfit with some sort of light grey, textured leather shoes.

  7. Beth says:

    It’s pretty awfully humorous!

  8. Jessica says:

    The strange part is he seems to really be enjoying the hideous suit! Whatever makes you happy man!

  9. natalie says:

    as always… completely agree… sometimes the attemp to stand out is just too much!

    erin, my sister is opening a small salon here in the mid-west (small just 4 chairs and an esthetics room for her massages, and micros, facials etc. )

    any advice on the design front when confronting a small work zone?

  10. Felicity says:

    And the cut of the pants looks like sloppy pajamas.

  11. MC says:

    I have to say, he could wear a suit made of out garbage bags and I would love it!

  12. Emily says:

    Haha totally Ron Burgundy, or drum player for the band in “That Thing You Do”

  13. Seriously Erin he needs to take you up on that offer. I could shine his shoes?

    Great weekend to you!

  14. em says:

    really? i am no twilight fan by any means but i think he’s kind of working it… excellent cut, unexpected color… why not?

  15. Jana Marie says:

    eek…that’ very very bad!

  16. jane says:

    Maybe they’re trying to go for a something evocative of blood? But really, who cares? I’m with MC.

  17. Erin Gates says:

    I still would NOT kick him out of bed for wearing that suit! Just sayin’…. :)

  18. A Brit Greek says:

    Oh dear! That is too funny! He’s still a gorgeous lookin’ kid though!

  19. oana says:

    thank god i’m not the only one who thinks that colour looks awful on him

  20. it’s a super 80′s color combo..bordeaux and silver..that and the skinny tie..i would say they were going for a whole 80′s vibe without a doubt. isn’t this a huge trend? i believe for the young set..ugly is tres cool, and ultra ironic.

  21. while i hate that color i am not at all bothered by him in it. not the least bit. he could wear a dog turd suit and i don’t think i would even notice.

  22. Melissa says:

    Haha, this post made me giggle.

  23. Sarah says:

    Not to the best look for him, although he is such a cutie pie.

  24. Cindy says:

    my gosh, that looks hideous on him! i mean, that color?????????? lol

  25. Jamie says:

    The drapey pants bother me more than the color.

  26. Barbara Fox says:

    Come on now, he has the last word on his looks and believe me he thinks he looks great….Actually, I am older, but I do not understand the preoccupation with this pale, ( i stood in front of the mirror for an hour to fix my hair) man…..Edward Norton, Sean Penn, DeNiro, Denzel…….they would NOT be caught in a burgundy suit.

  27. You made me laugh outloud! I hope you get your new style gig.

  28. BunnyBelle says:

    I thought the EXACT same thing when I saw that. It’s so true that the right clothes really can make or break a person’s image…he’s mad sexy but that suit kills it!