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I was finishing up my freshman year of college. I think I’d rather not think about that. I think I was one of the few people who actually did not like college at all. Might have to do with spending all 4 years dating the world’s biggest douchebag. Ah, how much smarter I have become!

Five things on my to-do list today:

Rehash Sex and the City movie in my head. AMAZING!
See apartments with my little brother.
Lunch and shopping with the dear hubby.
Plot to see Sex and the City again tomorrow.
Babysit for friends! Practice parenting is good for us!

Anything made of sugar. Particularly Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches, rice krispie treats, chocolate. Also Robert’s Gourmet Smart Puffs. YUM.

A billionaire? That’s some serious cash. I’d donate big chunks to animal cruelty prevention charities, to helping the victims in Burma and Darfur as well as homeless charities in the states. Then I’d go shopping- for my homes in Back Bay, Nantucket and Malibu- no, scratch that- Santa Barbara. All of the Madeline Weinrib rugs a girl could have! Fabulous custom furniture and finishes too, of course….. then I’d get myself and Andrew a pair of Aston Martin DBS’s. And a orange Mini Cooper convertible with navy top and racing stripes for our beach home. (I’ve always wanted one). 50 yard line seats to the Pats, box seats to the Sox and court side Celtics tickets. And season courtside UNC basketball tickets for my hubby. And a private jet to get him there.
Amazing clothes, bags and Laboutins. And in those amazing outfits, we’d travel everywhere in the world, all the time (on said private jet, upholstered in yummy KWID fabrics).
The End. :)

Lame. Connecticut, Boston, Manhattan. So not adventurous.

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